Holy Ghost in Paternity Suit ?

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Seen at the entrance to Supervalu car park, Raheny.

This is surely a question to which St. Joseph would like an answer. After all, one Gospeller traced Jesus's lineage from David through Joseph with the express purpose of showing how Jesus fulfilled some of the prophesies.

But the RC Church claims that the Holy Ghost was the Daddy, though there are now questions about the gender of the bird.

Our advice to St. Joseph - sue the Bird.


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The notice carries on with the intriguing offer of proof of the Resurrection. As far as I know the only proof is that they have not yet found the body. But others may know better.

You can see more at the Irish Faith Center website (colour blindness is a definite asset here).

To the rescue

In these troubled times the world clearly needs a superhero to come to its rescue.

Forget Superman, Batman, or the Incredible Hulk. Divine help is at hand.

And it comes with an almost blanket guarantee, or health warning, as you prefer.

And it's been around for at least as long as the European Union itself.

St. Joseph is your man and he has a reference from the then Bishop of Limerick.

What more could you need?